CURRENT MOOD: LAMO~
NOW PLAYING: WAY FOR LOVE - SUPER JUNIOR
im gonna tell u guyz a story..
holiday.. sien rite?? i bet the God aso sien..
so.. i thk the God nid to invent sum new stuffs for us to ply..
mayb.. ply superman at home?? fly in hell?? swim in heaven?? whoo!!
story started..
wad will happen if v live in underwater??
i tell u guyz laa..
if v live underwater..
v can play badminton in sea.. n the fishy will suffer alot ne~
starfish = golf?! n mayb the shark will eat the penalty=.=
walao!! imagine a cow eating seaweed= =
eii.. how to produce milk a?? hmmm... mayb it should add a machine in its body..
so tat when the milk come out.. masuk balik?! nah.. i wan sumthin lik.. the milk come out den auto bcm butter= =
bt den.. v still nid milk n butter o??
haiz.. frgt bout it..
eiii.. den ants.. will floats on water surface lo?? walao!!!
bt den.. hmm.. the ants cover the sea surface.. den v no sunlight.. den no oxygen..
HAR!!!!! DEN HOW?! anaerobic respiration=.=
hmm.. how couple hv sex a??
OMG!!!!!!! i cant imagine if the salty water go into my body= =
ok.. den how babies born out?!
hahhaa!!! i scared the baby "swim" out den swim away nia.. xD~
Elaine: everyday swimming.. ji jian kang yi xia.. (everyday swimming.. healthy lifestyle)
bt den.. if lik tat.. the sea ma super duper zuper polluted?!
gt shit gt urine= =
emm.. nvm.. my 1st thought is.. "nvm laa.. v can tanam ma^^"
Elaine: urine can tanam meh?
i was lik.. hmm.. "bottle?" "HEH!!! sry a.. cannot laa= ="
chotto.. the shit denser den the sea water a??
nvm lo.. let it float on the water surface..
AR?! den the ants how??? ulamakkk.. nvm la.. dey will build their family inside 1.. xD~
hmm... life underwater.. EII! DEN TSUNAMI HOW?!
owh ok..
eii.. how to produce milk a?? hmmm... mayb it should add a machine in its body..
so tat when the milk come out.. masuk balik?! nah.. i wan sumthin lik.. the milk come out den auto bcm butter= =
bt den.. v still nid milk n butter o??
haiz.. frgt bout it..
eiii.. den ants.. will floats on water surface lo?? walao!!!
bt den.. hmm.. the ants cover the sea surface.. den v no sunlight.. den no oxygen..
HAR!!!!! DEN HOW?! anaerobic respiration=.=
hmm.. how couple hv sex a??
OMG!!!!!!! i cant imagine if the salty water go into my body= =
ok.. den how babies born out?!
hahhaa!!! i scared the baby "swim" out den swim away nia.. xD~
Elaine: everyday swimming.. ji jian kang yi xia.. (everyday swimming.. healthy lifestyle)
bt den.. if lik tat.. the sea ma super duper zuper polluted?!
gt shit gt urine= =
emm.. nvm.. my 1st thought is.. "nvm laa.. v can tanam ma^^"
Elaine: urine can tanam meh?
i was lik.. hmm.. "bottle?" "HEH!!! sry a.. cannot laa= ="
chotto.. the shit denser den the sea water a??
nvm lo.. let it float on the water surface..
AR?! den the ants how??? ulamakkk.. nvm la.. dey will build their family inside 1.. xD~
hmm... life underwater.. EII! DEN TSUNAMI HOW?!
owh ok..
"all humans come up to the land.. stay on land again.."
The End.
tis story is wrote by Elaine Soong n CCY^^
still gt part 2 n 3 ne.. wait la ha.. when i song den i post.. xD~
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